I've listened to all the progressive politicians and computer model conclusions drawn from the 991,234 scientists, living off federal grants, who swear global warming will burn up the planet approximately 20 or so years after our death date. From all the hysteria and propaganda, I've concluded there really is a lot of global warming and cooling going on. The source of the extreme climate crisis came to me in a dream, or was it a nightmare.
From grade school, we all know the core of the earth is a giant ball of swirling red hot lava. What we never knew or forgot is this gigantic mass of super hot is really hell. When evil unrepentant people die they go to hell. In recent times a lot of bad people have died and therefore stoked up the big fire deep below. This growing inferno is warming the seawater and even spitting fire out in volcanoes and natural steam fissures occasionally. If people don't stop going to hell and feeding the fire the earth will eventually burn up. But, there is a chance we can save the planet.
We all know how freezing cold it is outside our window seat on an airliner and how snow and ice always come from the sky. Well, it's because good people who go to heaven are so cool they exude a coolness that chills the atmosphere high above. In the past when the number of dying good people outnumbered the poor souls going to hell, there was more balance in weather patterns. As I recall, forty or fifty years ago there were so many more good people dying, serious talk about a new ice age sprouted up in academic circles and in popular magazines.
So how do we avoid our dear earth from imploding in heat ?
I offer several solutions:
1. Lead a good life, love thy neighbor and consult with your spiritual advisor on the surest ways to reach paradise.
2. Engage your evil neighbors, friends and family members in the ways of the Lord and work hard to save them from hell.
3. Take the computers and federal grant money away from the 991234 scientists prospering in the doom and gloom business.
4. Hold onto our coal, oil, gas, fracking and nuclear energy sources until progressive politicians and their industrial buddies can power our jets, trains, aircraft carriers, automobiles, factories and cities with batteries, wind, solar or wave power.
From grade school, we all know the core of the earth is a giant ball of swirling red hot lava. What we never knew or forgot is this gigantic mass of super hot is really hell. When evil unrepentant people die they go to hell. In recent times a lot of bad people have died and therefore stoked up the big fire deep below. This growing inferno is warming the seawater and even spitting fire out in volcanoes and natural steam fissures occasionally. If people don't stop going to hell and feeding the fire the earth will eventually burn up. But, there is a chance we can save the planet.
We all know how freezing cold it is outside our window seat on an airliner and how snow and ice always come from the sky. Well, it's because good people who go to heaven are so cool they exude a coolness that chills the atmosphere high above. In the past when the number of dying good people outnumbered the poor souls going to hell, there was more balance in weather patterns. As I recall, forty or fifty years ago there were so many more good people dying, serious talk about a new ice age sprouted up in academic circles and in popular magazines.
So how do we avoid our dear earth from imploding in heat ?
I offer several solutions:
1. Lead a good life, love thy neighbor and consult with your spiritual advisor on the surest ways to reach paradise.
2. Engage your evil neighbors, friends and family members in the ways of the Lord and work hard to save them from hell.
3. Take the computers and federal grant money away from the 991234 scientists prospering in the doom and gloom business.
4. Hold onto our coal, oil, gas, fracking and nuclear energy sources until progressive politicians and their industrial buddies can power our jets, trains, aircraft carriers, automobiles, factories and cities with batteries, wind, solar or wave power.
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