At 4 AM, I awoke with a headache and realization that Obama has crafted a stratagem of awesome dimensions. While he and his chief policymakers have broadcast messages which are at odds with reality and common sense, the genius of his plan is the clever trick of leading from behind and waiting for favorable poll numbers. Obama has thoroughly baffled other world leaders and the media as to the specific direction of American foreign policy. However, he has done so on purpose. By sending out bewildering signals, Obama has left the impression that he has no idea of what to do. While this may be painfully more true than fiction as nasty foreign leaders snicker, he skillfully sets in place step number one in his masterful scheme.
The Obama design on managing global troubled spots to his best political interests is so secret, few in his administration realize the parts they are playing. Only Obama and Valerie know how the pieces will magically come together. He will watch poll numbers, do fund raisers, and play golf to hide his stealthful moves. Then BOOM, step two will be an "October" or some other month surprise. POTUS will launch on the foreign bad guys, all republican and tea drinkers a cunning plot which will assure his place at Mount Rushmore. His stunning move will cripple all bogeymen, rescue democrats, and bring him worldwide adulation and the legacy he desires. As always, he will modestly take credit for his accomplishments in a series of brief three hour long speeches at lefty campuses and surviving union strongholds spread out over six months.
Forget the world on fire with regional wars, NFL scandals, Ebola, and forty inches of global warming socking Boston when Obama makes his masterful move. Rest easy with the assurance that as always, President Obama will save the day. Despite outward appearances of total confusion, he is in complete control and will soon set forth miraculous domestic and foreign policy initiatives. His success will be so apparent and overwhelming that an unprecedented second Nobel Peace Prize may become a reality. Unfortunately, since he cannot serve a third term in the White House, he will either alter the Constitution or simply become the first President of the World or the United Nations.
The Obama design on managing global troubled spots to his best political interests is so secret, few in his administration realize the parts they are playing. Only Obama and Valerie know how the pieces will magically come together. He will watch poll numbers, do fund raisers, and play golf to hide his stealthful moves. Then BOOM, step two will be an "October" or some other month surprise. POTUS will launch on the foreign bad guys, all republican and tea drinkers a cunning plot which will assure his place at Mount Rushmore. His stunning move will cripple all bogeymen, rescue democrats, and bring him worldwide adulation and the legacy he desires. As always, he will modestly take credit for his accomplishments in a series of brief three hour long speeches at lefty campuses and surviving union strongholds spread out over six months.
Forget the world on fire with regional wars, NFL scandals, Ebola, and forty inches of global warming socking Boston when Obama makes his masterful move. Rest easy with the assurance that as always, President Obama will save the day. Despite outward appearances of total confusion, he is in complete control and will soon set forth miraculous domestic and foreign policy initiatives. His success will be so apparent and overwhelming that an unprecedented second Nobel Peace Prize may become a reality. Unfortunately, since he cannot serve a third term in the White House, he will either alter the Constitution or simply become the first President of the World or the United Nations.
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