NEWLY ANNOUNCED - thousands of high paying jobs available all over the country, especially in Portland, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, Baltimore, DC, Atlanta, Richmond, Minneapolis and other cities run by democrats.
JOB QUALIFICATIONS: ABILITY TO SKEW THE TRUTH. ABILITY TO LIFT AND CAST BRICKS. ABILITY TO INCITE ARSONISTS, LOOTERS AND RIOTERS TO TAKE OVER PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING THEY CAN CARRY FROM PILLAGED BUSINESSES AND HOMES. WILLINGNESS TO HURT OR KILL POLICE, INNOCENT BYSTANDERS AND COUNTER PROTESTORS.
JOB QUALIFICATIONS: ABILITY TO SKEW THE TRUTH. ABILITY TO LIFT AND CAST BRICKS. ABILITY TO INCITE ARSONISTS, LOOTERS AND RIOTERS TO TAKE OVER PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING THEY CAN CARRY FROM PILLAGED BUSINESSES AND HOMES. WILLINGNESS TO HURT OR KILL POLICE, INNOCENT BYSTANDERS AND COUNTER PROTESTORS.
WRITTEN JOB APPLICATION: NOT REQUIRED
SALARY & BENEFITS: UNLIMITED to include travel and lodging expenses.
BACKGROUND CHECK; UNNECESSARY
REQUIRED INTERVIEWS: NONE
JOB REFERENCES: NONE
CITIZENSHIP REQUIREMENTS: NONE
AGE REQUIREMENTS: NONE
EDUCATIONAL REQUIREMENTS: NONE
JOB TITLE: ANONYMOUS
PLACES TO APPLY:
Any GEORGE SOROS, BLM, ANTIFA, DNC HEADQUARTER, CNN, GOOGLE, ABC, NBC, CBS, AP, HUFFINGTON, YAHOO, BBC, REUTERS, DAILY BEAST, NEW YORK TIMES, LA TIMES, WASHINGTON POST, FACEBOOK, BOSTON GLOBE, TIME MAGAZINE, ATLANTA CONSTITUTION, MCCLATCHY NEWS, NEWS WEEK, AOL NEWS, MSNBC, USA TODAY, AND THE OFFICES OF THOUSANDS MORE LIBERAL TYCONS OR THEIR OFFICES.
POLITICAL AFFILIATION:
DEMOCRATIC PARTY, SOCIALIST, COMMUNIST, ANTIFA, FACIST, SOROS FUNDED, BLM, FEMINIST, PLANNED PARENTHOOD, NAZI, CLINTON FOUNDATION, OR ANYONE HATING TRUMP.
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