MY PLASTIC ILLUMINATED SIFTER SPATULA THINGY.

In order to supplement my meager retirement earnings, I have taken to the invention of amazingly helpful household items. Behold, my first entry - the Plastic Illuminated Sifter Spatula Device #1.

This handy invention is versatile in the completion of many household chores. Additionally, with a fixed light, chores can be completed in the event of a power failure or in the subdued lighting of a romantic evening. I have listed just a few of the possible uses, but I am sure there are many more uses.

1. Use it as a Pasta Strainer.
2. Use it to sift for buried gold nuggets, Rolex watches, coins, and rings on your next beach holiday.
3. Use it as a spatula to turn pancakes or hash browns in your skillet.
4. Use it to scoop poop from your kitty's litter box.
5. Use it to smack pong balls if you have misplaced your pong paddle.
6. Use it to serve single servings of potatoes, meat chunks, carrots, and onions from your pot roast pan.
7. Use it to deliver a gentle fanny slap to any naughty children or pets.
8. Use it as a personal back scratch for yourself or the pleasure of your significant other.
9. Use it to serve up ice cubes if your ice tongs can not be found.
10. Use it to swat troublesome flying and crawling insects while picnicking.

And, remember with the convenient and powerful light all these functions and more can be performed at night. I will soon apply for US patent rights to this marvelous bit of technology. Foreign investments are encouraged.

For expedited ordering use the code PISSD #1, and send along cash or coin of $ 20 dollars (US) and 30 dollars (US) for shipping and handling

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