Our President, Bob Costas, and other sages of our age have determined that football is a dangerous sport. Obviously, if there is a crisis, only the federal government can provide a remedy.
Given the outstanding efficiency our government has achieved with it's postal, railway, education, and health care (to name a few) systems, shouldn't we expect government run football to be safer ?
Certainly setting up congressional hearings, blue star panels, and committees will speed us to a day of safe football. Perhaps, football can be made a touch only sport where both teams are always victorious and a Nerf ball is used. Game disputes would be settled by on field union representatives for the players, referees, and fans.
Oh what a glorious age we live in with all the good our wonderful government sends our way ! As the feds make football safer maybe they could probe the horrible dangers of soccer, badminton, sports car racing, church bingo, and horseshoe tossing.
Given the outstanding efficiency our government has achieved with it's postal, railway, education, and health care (to name a few) systems, shouldn't we expect government run football to be safer ?
Certainly setting up congressional hearings, blue star panels, and committees will speed us to a day of safe football. Perhaps, football can be made a touch only sport where both teams are always victorious and a Nerf ball is used. Game disputes would be settled by on field union representatives for the players, referees, and fans.
Oh what a glorious age we live in with all the good our wonderful government sends our way ! As the feds make football safer maybe they could probe the horrible dangers of soccer, badminton, sports car racing, church bingo, and horseshoe tossing.
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